true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people
it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight
i went to japan but there were no subtitles
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-